Sanjay Dutt – Parole Jokes and Trolls

Sanjay Dutt applied for a 30-day parole to be with his family,  as his daughter was due for a nose surgery.  The request has been accepted and Dutt is out to be with his family. This opened a kettle of jokes and trolls around Sanjay Dutt and his repeated instances of being on parole. Here are some of the best ones.

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  • If you went solely by the Sanjay Dutt case, you’d be forgiven for thinking our prisons have better paternity leave than our companies.
  • If Kejriwal & Nitish Kumar can deliver speech on ‘Governance’, then Sanjay Dutt can also deliver speech on “Jail Tourism”
  • Looks like the jail has been sentenced to Sanjay Dutt.
  • Jail is just like a summer camp for #sanjaydutt . When he gets bored of jail he goes home, when he gets bored at home, he goes to jail.
  • Normal people to their family: Jara ghoom ke ata hoon. #sanjaydutt : Jara Jail ho ke aata hoon.
  • Sanjay Dutt has probably got more days of parole than the runs Rohit Sharma has made in his entire test career.

sanjay dutt parole jokes

  • Please keep your nose out of Sanjay Dutt’s business or else he will try and get more days for parole that too.
  • Sanjay dutt gets 30 days Parole for daugther’s operation and we dont even get 10 days off from work if its your own operation.
  • Warden: So why should we grant you a parole this time? Sanjay Dutt: Sir, becau… Warden: Done. 30 Days.
  • It seems Sanjay Dutt has been sentenced for 2.5 years in Home. He takes Parole for visiting jail.
  • Think the media should report Sanjay Dutt’s return to prison instead of parole. Former happens more rarely.
  • Manyata Dutt- *Sneezes*-> Sanjay Dutt- *Gets one month Parole*
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