Raanjhanaa Dialogues and Funny One-Liners

Raanjhanaa is a blockbuster hit and its dialogues are now on every fan’s lips. Let us look at some of the coolest dialogues from Raanjhana. The characters of Kundan (Dhanush),  Zoya (Sonam Kapoor) and Murari (Mohammed Zeeshan Ali) have become quite famous as are their dialogues in Raanjhaana

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1. Bas Itni Hi Kahaani Thi Meri, Ek Ladki Thi Jo Bagal Mein Bhaithi Thi..
Ek Kuch Doctor Jo Abhi Bhi Iss Umeed Me The Ki Shayad Yeh Murda Phir Jaag Pade..
Ek Dost Tha Jo Pagal Tha.. Ek Aur LadkiThi Jisne Apna Sab Kuch Haar Diya Tha Mujhpe..
Meri Maa Thi, Baap Tha, Banaras Ki Galiyaan Thi Aur Yeh Ek Hamaara Shareer Tha Jo Hume Chord Chuka Tha..
Yeh Mera Seena Jisme Ab Bhi Aag Baaki Thi..
Hum Uth Sakte The Par Kiske Liye.. Hum Cheek Sakte The Par Kiske Liye..
Mera Pyaar Zoya, Banaras Ki Galiyaan, Bindiya, Muraali Sab Mujhse Chooth Raha Tha…
Mere Seene Ki Aag Yaa Toh Mujhe Zinda Kar Sakti Thi Ya Fir
Mujhe Marr Sakti Thi,
Par Saala Ab Uthe Kaun, Kaun Phir Se Mehnat Kare Dil Lagane Ko, Dil Tudwane Ko, Abe Koi Toh Aawaj De KeRok Lo,
Ye Jo Ladki Murda Si Aanke Liye Baithi Hai Bagal Me,
Aaj Bhi Haan Bol De Toh Mahadev Ki Kasam Waapas Aa Jayen Par Nahi Ab Saala Mood Nahi, Aankhe Moond Lene Me Hi Sukh Hai,
So Jaane Me Hi Bhalayi Hai,
Par Uthenge Kisi Din Ussi Ganga KinareDamru Bajane Ko, Unhi Banaras Ke Galiyo Me Daud Jaane Ko, Kisi Zoya Ke Ishq Me Phir Se Padh Jaane Ko..!!

(So reminisces Kundan, ” So this is my story.  A girl sitting right beside me, a few doctors who expected that I will be alive and kicking once again, a friend who was crazy for me, there was a girl who had sacrificed her everything for me, I had a mother, a father, the beautiful lanes of Benares and now all I am left with is me, a mere body with  no life.
I still have that vigor in me, I can get up but there is no reason to do so, I can cry out but who will hear? My love Zoya,  those lanes of Benares, Bindya, Murari; all are fading away from life.  This vigor in my heart can either keep me alive or kill me. But why should I ever live ? Who will go through that entire thing again, why fall in love again and get my heart broken into bits ?  If anyone ever reaches out to me..
This girl here looking at me numbly, if she ever says ‘yes’, I can swear to God that I will be back again but now I have lost all the interest.  It is better to close my eyes and sleep. But I will wake up once again, along the shores of Ganga, to play the drums, run through those lanes in Benares and fall in love with some Zoya one more time.”

2. . Hum khoon bahaein tum aanson bahao..saala aashiqui na ho gaya, lathicharge ho gaya

( Say Kundan – I shed blood and she sheds tears, this is not love story but lathi-charge)

3. Tumhara pyaar na ho gaya..UPSC ka exam ho gaya. 10 saal se paas hi nai ho raha

(Says Murari – Is this love or a UPSC examination? It’s been ten years and you haven’t cleared it till now)

4. Namaaz mein woh thi, par aisa laga ki dua hamari qabool ho gayi.

5. Tumne bhi bilkul aakhri tak chutiya banaya zoya,tumhe kya laagta hai zoya,tum bohot hur ki pari ho,
tumse pyaar karna mera talent hai zoya,isme tumhara koi haath nahi,tumhare jagah koi bhi hoti to main usse bhi itna hi tut k pyaar krta
tumhe kya lagta hai zoya,kundan k liye poore banaras mein ek tumhi ho,tumheri shaadi wale din shaadi karenge hum,chaey kali kutiya se kr lein par karnge,aur jahan tak rahi tumhari shadi,usme bhi sab kuch karnge lekin aaj k baad tumhara naam v liya to main ek baap ki aulaad nahin

(Says Kundan to Zoya – You made a fool out of me Zoyz, right till the end.  What do you think, you are this beautiful princess ? Loving you is my talent, Zoya; you have no role to play in this.  If there was another girl instead of you, I would have loved her with as much passion. What do you think Zoya, in this entire Varanasi, you are the only one?  I will marry the same day you do, no matter how ugly the woman is, I will do so.  I will be present in your marriage too but I promise you one thing that if I ever talk to you again, I am an illegitimate guy)

6. Ek baat main samajh gaya hoon.Ladki aur rocket aapko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain

( Kundan -One thing I understand, a girl and a rocket can take you anywhere)

7. Aashiq ki tab nahi fatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaye par tab fatti hai jab khud ki shaadi ho

( Mohammed Zeeshan Ali  -A lover does not lose when his lover is married, he is reduced to tears when he is getting married)

8. Sala vitamin khao humseor aashiqi karo us kutia se..

(Swara Bhaskar- You get all your nourishment from me and shower your love on that b***h)

9.Kundan k paizame ka nada itna dhila nahi jo tere blouse ke do khule batno se khul jaye..
(Kundan to Bindiya – Kundan’s pyjama is not so loose that it will open on the strength of your blouse buttons)

10. Yaar bahut sundar hain, matlab Katrina Kaif fail hain

(Kundan -My word, isn’t she beautiful. I mean Katrina Kaif is nothing in front of her)

11.Mohallay ke laundon ka pyaar aksar doctor aur engineer le jaate hai..dil chota na kar!

(Zeeshan- It is common that the love of bylanes always end up in the arms of an engineer or a doctor)

12.Yeh banaras hai aur launda saala yaha bhi har gya toh jeetega kaha

(Kundan -This is Benares, if a guy doesn’t win here, he will not win anywhere)

13. Aye rickshaw waale, paise mat lena madam se bhabhi hai tumhari

( Kundan – Rickshaw-wallah, do not take any money from madam, she is your sister-in-law)

14. Mere piche scooter mei baithna padega. Main break maarunga toh mujhpe girna padega. Mere saath naachna-gaana padega. Girlfriend na sahi..feel hi dede
(Kundan to Zoya -You will have to sit behind me in this scooter. If I apply brake, you will have to fall on me. You will have to sing and dance with me. Doesn’t matter if you are not a girlfriend, give me that kinda feel)

Do contribute if you remember any other memorable dialogue from Raanjhanaa

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25 Comments on "Raanjhanaa Dialogues and Funny One-Liners"

  1. mind blowing movie 🙂

  2. Pandit-sali kal ki marti aaj mar jaye joya. aur apne pyaar ka randi rona chalu rakhho ..sona nahi h..
    Pandit- haan ja bhi ye ghar par na mile to yhi aa jana yhi milte h ye..
    Bindiya- Vitamin khao humse aur ishaq ladao inse
    Pandit- o o manovegyanik, tumhara ho gya niklo yhaan se
    Pandit- sale mar jao be pandit, kiske liye jinda ho

  3. Murrari says, pandit is reffered to kundan

  4. Kundan: Humein apne gaal pe thapad se zyada uske gaal pe puppy ka sukh tha

  5. sorry to maine apne baap ko tab nhi bola jab meri galti thi ab to meri koi galti nhi or na hi aap hmare baap said by kundan

  6. Mandir mein woh thi, par aisa laga ki Bhagwan ne dua hamari sun li ho.

  7. Abe mar ja-o be pandit kis ke moh me etana dukh utha rahe ho ..

  8. sale mar ja-o be pandit, kis ke moh me etana dukh utha rahe ho ..

    • mar ja-o

    • ayeeee, jyada na karo..
      pakad ke maarenege sale..

      Tum sale ho hi chutiya jo etani der se ghusaa aaya, tumhare baap ko 30 saal pahele ghussa aaya hota to ess taraha taate me mu dal ke na baithe hote tum..

    • haan aye hai vote mangne to kya galat kar rahe hain..60 saal se thappa laga hi rahe ho na..is baar hame de k dekh lo…jyada se jyada kya hoga…ek bar fir se chutiya kat jaega..vo to aise bhi kat hi raha hai na…

  9. Naag k fan se pichwara na khujlaao …
    Infection ho jata hai

  10. The best movie i saw in recent times, life time movie for Dhanush.. I like this movie so much.. I have to watch this movie again and again and again. Thanks to Writter and director.

  11. Fabulous movie, already watched 8 times…everytime I see any Raanjhanaa stuff, I am amused just with the dialogues…Dhanush…we want more such hindi films from you!

  12. Mere piche scooter mei baithna padega. Main break maarunga toh mujhpe girna padega. Mere saath naachna- gaana padega. Girlfriend na sahi..feel hi dede",

  13. Abe Tumhara pyaar na hua…UPSC ka exam ho gaya. sala 10 saal se clear hi nai ho
    rha"

  14. abey pandit kahan ho bey tum yahan sab randi rona ro rahe hai…

  15. kundan ke payjaameka naada itna dheela nahi jo tumhare blouseke upar ke do hook se khul jaaye

  16. us din humme pata chala dil sala na right mai hota na left mai center mai hota hai q ke humme dard bhi wahi ho raha tha.

  17. us din hume pata chala k sala dil na right mai hota hai na left mai center mai hota q ke humme dard bhi wahi hora tha…
    kher lanka ka dhan hona baki sala humara jawan hona baki tha.

  18. us roj us shan us pal kuch iesa laga ki pure Banarasbhr ki bhang humare maathe me or bholenath ka shara zahar humari aankho me utr aaya ho 200 saal purv Banaras naresh humare per dada ko laye the humare gaav se apne mandir me Panditai kne ko Per ajj laga Banaras ne ajj apnaya h hume ye Banaras ka pahla tohfa tha humare liye
    Namaaz mein woh thi, par aisa laga ki dua hamari qabool ho gayi.
    mucho ka chank nahi aaya tha Per achank se laga ki Jawan ho gye
    Shadi krne layak , kisi ladki k pyar me jine layak, kisi ladki k pyar me marne lyak

  19. abe marja-o be pandit, kis ke moh me e-tana dukh utha rahe ho !! mar ja-o

  20. Murari says to pandit: "forget me" matlab hume bhul jao; lo batao aur tum das saal tak yuhi pase jama karte rahe.

  21. Murari-Abe!kya hua be?
    Pandit-Fat gayi hai hamari,siyoge kya?

  22. Ek baar kat chuke h apni kalai iss baar tumhari katenge… (kundan to zoya)

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